July 14, 2026

First hardware for a self-hosted LLM: you almost certainly don't need a cluster

What a product assistant actually needs — one GPU, a 2GB embedder, an OpenAI-compatible API — and what you should not buy.

one GPU · 2GB embedder · zero cluster

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Models with reliable tool calling already fit on a single card.

What you actually need

  • One workstation-class GPU
  • A 2GB embedder
  • An OpenAI-compatible API
def capacity(input_tokens: int, output_tokens: int) -> float:
    return input_tokens / (input_tokens + output_tokens)

Limits of applicability

All numbers here are N=1: one card, one production, one stack.